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A man was walking home alone late one
foggy night, when he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and
through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward
his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

faster...

!

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his
keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his
door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down
the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for
something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough
syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at
the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops!
 
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